Why Piggy didn't go to school today
Piggy Ho Ho is crying today because she is worried that our neighbour Brett is going to killed in that foreign "Eye-Rack" country. She will be unable to attend class today due to this sudden burst of patriotism
God bless America!
Current Mood: piggy is concerned!
Linda looks at her eldest daughter, and resents her. To Linda, Piggyhoho represents, in fact, the loss of innocence for Linda herself. After Piggyhoho was born, Linda ceased to be a girlish waif, and rather was transformed into a rather obese mother and wife.
She resents her eldest daughter's whining nature, and her secretive eyes that barely protrude from the layer of fat surrounding them. She detests how her daughter kicks, screams, and squeals whenever a hairbrush is dragged through the tangled snarls. She hates how her child cannot help but snort when laughing, and how that girl also rubs her tummy whenever she is hungry. She is embarrassed at how Piggyhoho always seems to let out a slight sigh of gas whenever the reverand comes to visit their home. She dislikes how how the child will not stand up straight/fight back from bullies/stop smiling with her teeth (that resemble corn husks).
The green eyed monster of envy is Linda.
Burt. Flashback #1
Burt had a brief career as a used car salesman.
It lasted until, one day, he became so distraught from Linda's whining about her varicose veins (and from the fact that the twins had kept him up all night with their ear infection, and that Piggyhoho had a bad case of the stomach flue) that he got drunk on whiskey.
Glass after glass.
He became so drunk that he peed on one of the car's in the car lot. It was a '81 Chevy.
The owner, Mr.Henry, saw Burt do this, and had to fire him.
Burt was just an embarrassment to "EA-Z USED CARS"
just because i listen to arab strap
does not MEAN
that i am an arab.
and no, it does not mean that i want to be your friend.
some fuckers need to add to this crap, before my frikkinawesome ego takes it over.
let us kill all the fuckers who have lint in their eyebrows!
sometimes i feel so emotional
like the whole world
is so beautiful
my bicycle tire goes flat.
just like my life.
Current Mood: contemplative